Saturday, May 9th

Not really sure what to say except... still here! As much as we'd like, it appears that the contractions might never disappear altogether. And if they don't disappear, Hillary isn't going anywhere.

Therefore, she has decided that if she's going to be here for what could be as much as two and a half months, maybe she should be trying to accomplish something (besides having a baby). The question is what. Learn a new language? Knit forty sweaters? Take a correspondence course in gun repair? Anything is better than watching Regis and Kelly every day. Not everything -- apparently the Bonnie Hunt Show is unwatchable. If you've got any ideas, she's all ears.